▬ that girl's a genius □

[HAMASAKI MIYAKO]

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▌ you have twenty one new messages in your inbox!
▌ you have one hundred messages in your inbox!
▌ you have three saved messages!
▌ you have seven unheard voicemail!
▌ you have twenty unread emails!

▌default charmer by kings of leon
▌friends lovegame by lady gaga
▌message paris is burning by ladyhawke
▌family prom queen by lil wayne
▌work don't shoot me santa by the killers
▌unknown heartless by kanye west

▌1 hamasaki natsuko 873 - 1293
▌2 hamasaki jiiro 898 - 0938
▌3 home 2342 - 8948
▌4 work 9983 - 3998
▌5 open number
▌6 open number
▌7 open number
▌8 open number
▌9 open number

▌ HAMASAKI NATSUKO
▌ call or sms 873 - 1293

my baby don't mess around
because she loves me so
and this I know for shooo

▌ KANAAN, FAKHIR
▌ call or sms 776 - 9969

now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
i wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

▌ TAKEMURA KATSU
▌ call or sms 666 - 7877

i rode those sissy bars all the way to hell
sweet mother justice, i've heard it all
there's nothing left to tell

This was made by ALLIE of FOREVER&EVER. If you would like to use it, contact her and strike a deal with your soul. Lyrics used were from She's a Genius by Jet.

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[HAMASAKI MIYAKO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,379,true][cs=6][bg=FFFFFF] ▌ HAMASAKI NATSUKO ▌ call or sms 873 - 1293 my baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know for shooo [blockquote][blockquote][center][img]100x100 ICON[/img] [img]SAME ONE HERE[/img][/center] [color=Black][font=arial black][size=3][b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] LAST, FIRST NAME IN CAPS [b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] call or sms [number in digits][/size][/font][font=arial narrow] [size=1][right]three lines of lyrics here.[/right][/size][/font][/color][/blockquote][/blockquote] YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE! from hamasaki natsuko ▌ Oh my God Miyako 8( That guy gave me that look again and I think he nearly smiled. I'm sorta creeped out. Come save me please? ilu text back? delete? [center][font=arial black][size=3][color=Black]YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE! [img]100x100 icon here[/img] [img]same icon here[/img] from [color=007eae][name here lowercase][/color][/color][/size][/font][/center] [b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] [font=arial narrow][size=1]message here![/size][/font] [right][color=Black][font=arial black]text back? delete?[/font][/color][/right] YOU HAVE NEW VOICEMAIL! from hamasaki natsuko ▌ "You're late for dinner miyako. Home. Now." at 3:30pm on 5.5.10, would you like to call back or delete?

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[center][font=arial black][size=3][color=Black]YOU HAVE A NEW VOICEMAIL!
[img]100x100 icon here[/img] [img]same icon here[/img]
from [color=007eae][name here lowercase][/color][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[blockquote][blockquote][b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] [font=arial narrow][size=1]message here![/size][/font]
[right][color=Black][font=arial black]at [time here] on [date here], would you like to [color=007eae]call back[/color] or [color=007eae]delete[/color]?[/font][/color][/right][/blockquote][/blockquote]

YOU RECEIVED A PICTURE

from hamasaki natsuko

▌ Oooohmygooooosh. This is so cool 8]

open? save?

[center][font=arial black][size=3][color=Black]YOU RECEIVED A PICTURE
[img]100x100 icon here[/img] [img]same icon here[/img]
from [color=007eae][name here lowercase][/color][/color][/size][/font][/center]
[blockquote][blockquote][b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] [font=arial narrow][size=1]message here[/size][/font]
[right][color=Black][font=arial black][url=picture link here]open[/url]? save?[/font][/color][/right][/blockquote][/blockquote]
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[KANAAN FAKHIR]

▌ KANAAN FAKHIR
▌ call or sms 776 - 9969

now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
i wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

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[color=Black][font=arial black][size=3][b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] KANAAN, FAKHIR
[b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] call or sms 776 - 9969[/size][/font][font=arial narrow] [size=1][right]now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
i wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
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[TAKEMURA KATSU]

▌ TAKEMURA KATSU
▌ call or sms 666 - 7877

i rode those sissy bars all the way to hell
sweet mother justice, i've heard it all
there's nothing left to tell

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[color=Black][font=arial black][size=3][b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] TAKEMURA KATSU
[b][color=007eae]▌[/color][/b] call or sms 666 - 7877[/size][/font][font=arial narrow] [size=1][right]i rode those sissy bars all the way to hell
sweet mother justice, i've heard it all
there's nothing left to tell[/right][/size][/font][/color][/blockquote][/blockquote]

[HAMASAKI MIYAKO]

updated!

[KANAAN FAKHIR]

YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE!

from kanaan fakhir

▌ 'Sup, hag?
You owe me a few drinks, got it? I'm bored out of my skull because everyone around here has caught love sickness and I swear, it's disgusting. I can't take much more if it. So you and your wallet better meet me at a bar sometime soon. I'll even let you call first dibs on any hot pieces of ass we might see. Well, maybe... If I feel like it.

text back? delete?

[KANAAN FAKHIR]

YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE!

from kanaan fakhir

▌ Shut up. I do you a favor just by associating with you, grandma. And I am not infested. Just because I get more ass than you doesn't mean I have AIDS. You're just jealous, as usual~ Oh, so the fuckbuddies not pleasing you enough? Ha. I bet they're all saggy old men. But... yeah, I know what you mean. I need to make some changes too. Thursday night? Lucky for you, I'm free, and there's this bar I want to try. No, it's not a gay bar, so there should be some gross breeders who'll try and get in that dusty vagine of yours. Ew. I'm totally agreeing with you, though. We need more real men. Big, strong men. Mm... I call first dibs.

text back? delete?

[TAKEMURA KATSU]

YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE!

from takemura katsu

▌ You're going to hell for that?
I'm sure there are much better reasons. But hell doesn't sound so bad.
I'd rather be eating cake in hell than in heaven any day. Sin is so satsifying.
Just be careful. Don't want to spoil that gorgeous figure, hm?

text back? delete?