i'll hurt you real good, baby

[KANAAN FAKHIR]

KANAAN FAKHIR
let me entertain you 'til you scream !

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Oh lord. Here comes the wall of text. Bear with me.

I dunno if anyone wants to plot with Fakhir, seeing as he's quite the bitchy little manwhore... but oh well. Here's some info anyway. He's fresh out of highschool but taking summer classes at Tokyo University to catch up on what he missed when he went back to Cairo for a while. He's actually pretty smart, having quite the fondness for history, especially with ancient civilizations in Rome, Peru, and, of course, Egypt. This isn't to say he's much of scholar, though, since he often ditches class and homework in favor of going out to meet guys. Yes, he's quite gay... if that hasn't been made painfully obvious at this point. This isn't to say he's necessarily "flamboyant." He doesn't like girly things very much. He doesn't like dresses and he doesn't like make-up (apart from the kohl he wears around his eyes). He thinks pink is lame (though usually wears purple, to match his eyes, of course~) and he'll kick a kitten if it's annoying enough. So don't think he's one of those *sparklesparkle* gay bffs who will totes shop with you, omg *sparklesparkle* because he will straight up punch you in the face if you so much as suggest a shopping trip. He loves motorcycles, spicy food, hot clubs, and bonfires. Fakhir's also a foreigner, forced to move from Cairo, Egypt, when he was younger. He doesn't mind Japan too much, but he's begun to grow sick of it because he has a short attention span... which translates into his tastes for pretty much everything.

Friends, enemies, lovers... He won't really take any interest in any of them if they don't succeed in keeping him intrigued. He likes unpredictability because it keeps him on his toes. He enjoys this trait in his friends and foes, alike. As for lovers... he loves it especially in bed, baby. For the most part, girls even irritate him as potential friends. He thinks they're obnoxious, clingy, loud, needy... He hates them. Sure, there may be a few exceptions, but there definitely won't be too many. )8 As for men... Well, he'll want them as friends and fuckbuddies, for sure. Actually, Fakhir is particularly independent and usually doesn't like having too many friends. He'll put on an act if it'll get him laid, but he sometimes doesn't pull through with being a good friend once he's had his way with them. Friends would be those who actually manage to make him laugh and enjoy himself, not just in the sexual sense. But, yes, he is quite the flirt and the slut and he'll probably chat up as many men as possible, regardless of age and sexual preference. When it comes to lovers, he'll usually just have quick flings. Relationships don't impress him too much, especially since his last relationship ended pretty badly and he's vowed not to go down that road again because he's a bloody coward. But he's sure to develop a fondness for someone eventually, even if he won't really want to. He likes men who are confident, laidback, interesting (both in and out of bed), and relaxing to be around (and, yes, he's a masochist... cliche, I know, but that's just how he rolls). Deep down, Fakhir actually does want to be happy with someone. Unfortunately, his lust is pretty insatiable and he's prone to cheating... unless he finds someone who's able to match his needs.

Sure, all this info is rambly and lame, but Fakhir really does need some plots. He needs friends, haters, and lovers all the same. I guess I'd be fine with anything at this point, even if I do love some yummy drama and twists and turns that give the characters something to deal with. But, of course, there's plenty of room for short-term things like flings, one night stands, flirting, maybe some friendships... I'm game for it all. Post here if you want to chat, post plot with him. And feel free to PM me too. As I said, I'm up for anything~

[HAMASAKI NATSUKO]

_{If he didn't hate girls so much, Natsuko would have totally been is misplaced best friend for life. It'd be one of those opposites attract, love-hate relationships. That would eventually lead to war when he fucks Teru |:}

I mean lolwut,

Fakhir for sexiest gay on F&E please.

[KANAAN FAKHIR]

Well, he probably wouldn't mind her too much since she's all nice and cutesy and, in his mind, too clueless to really be a "threat" or whatever. He'd still think she was lame because, yes, she's a girl and omg ew girls have cooties. )8 But, eh, he wouldn't be out to get her or anything... for now. Once he fucks Teru and the bitchfest begins, it's claws out, baby.

...That is just going to be so amazing.

Tch, you know it~

[HAMASAKI MIYAKO]

I was thinking maybe Fakhir and Miyako could be friends. She's not really that girly, and she seems like someone Fakhir could be interested in enough to have a few drinks with here and there and be in her "circle of favourites" or something. She's mature and intelligent and a cruel, heartless bitch. Maybe Fakhir would like that. But mainly the friendship would just be built for more drama, you know what I mean? ;]

That's how Natsuko could have met him, too, and that's why he'd have a tolerant kind of thing with her. And then when he screws Teru and effectively causes Natsuko's heartbreak, shit will hit the fan and Miyako will be all omgrawrkill.

EDIT,
I was thinking Miyako and Fakhir could have this kind of thing where there mean and cruel to each other and they call each other names all the time and try to put the other one down, but they're still friends in their own twisted, distorted way.

[KANAAN FAKHIR]

Oh, I like it. c: Cause, yeah, Miyako would probably be someone he might actually have a reluctant respect for. And I definitely think it'd make it more fun with them insulting, mocking, being generally horrible to one another while having a sort of odd friendship deep down. He'd be all, "omg, get your tits outta my face, bitch BI" but still like hanging around her because she's all mature, heartless, smart, and cruel, which he'd totes be cool with, lol. She's older, she's experienced, she's smart and he'd actually think she was a freakin' badass, ohyes.
...Which makes for all the more delicious drama when the shit hits the fan. <:

I think he'd actually be afraid for his life once he found out Miyako was aware of him fucking Teru and leading to Natsu's little heartbreak. At first, he'd be all, "lol, bitch can't touch me." But then he'd slowly realize... "...she's going to fucking murder me." And Fakhir is pretty spineless a lot of the time, which means he'd be spending most of his time hiding from big sissy's wrath.

Rofl. So much win.

[HAMASAKI MIYAKO]

Ohohoho, these two are going to be mucho fun together. And they'll be awesome when drunk together, I bet. Probably all "hey lets go find a guy for a threesome or something B)" and just being perverted and horny. I think Miyako could sort of see Fakhir as one of her best friends, since they click on such an odd level. She'll find him highly amusing and entertaining, and after having him around for a while, would probably have this sort of attachment to him.

So when that shit hits the fan it will just be so goddamn amazingly dramatic. She'll crack, and will probably be away on a business trip when the whole thing goes down. Lolol, and like, Hikari calls her up and is all "OMG GUESS WHAT BBY LOL, FAKHIR FUCKED TERU, AND TERU BROKE NATSU'S HEART, AND SHE'S LIKE OMG SO SAD. BUT DON'T WORRY I'M HERE TO HELP (B" and then Miyako will pree'much run home from overseas and be all, "ooooooh bitch please B|" then just, yeah. Go on this big mission to kill Fakhir and Teru. She'll be pissed mainly because Natsu is upset, but she'll feel betrayed too. She doesn't normally let people in or like them because it can lead to weakness, and the situation will just prove that. So it will be extra worse.

I think once she finds Fakhir and really pounds him in, she'll sit ontop of him and just say this really serious thing like "I thought you wouldn't stoop to something that long, you goddamn prick. She's only a little girl. She didn't deserve that." Or something really sad and then it'll be all teary. ;c; AND THEN SHE'LL GO KICK TERU'S ASS~

[TAKEMURA KATSU]

lol, too lazy to change accounts when I'm using my slow-ass phone.

But omg yes. I love this. I love everything we plot together! Srsly. And as much as Fakhir hates sharing men with the ladies, he'd actually totally be like that if he was drunk with her. All, "omg let's find a real man and have our way with him. You can take the front, babe, and I'll go in the back~" sort of thing. Yes, pervy drunken antics are a go-go. He'd become real fond of her, though it'd take a lot for him to ever admit it, haha. He'd think she was one badass bitch and someone real who would be fun and interesting to hang out with.

And then shit goes down and all hell breaks loose. Fakhir would flee for his life and probably hide at a fuckbuddy's house (like Hyoe's or something) in the hopes of waiting for Miyako's raging to subside... Even when he knows it won't. Then she finds him and he gets the crap beat outta him. And omg the serious talk will actually hit him pretty hard. Might even make him cry, lol. Idk. It'd be a total reality check for him. Yeahhhboi.

He'd probably even feel bad enough to try and take the blame for Teru with saying, "I seduced him, it's my fault )8" and "he probably tried to tell me to stop but I pulled him into it anywayyy *whinewhine*" Lol, idiot.

It'll just be awesome~ Ohyesss.

[HAMASAKI MIYAKO]

lol for sammich sex B] Those two would be killers on the prowl. Sex appeal to the maximum.

The future scene of serious feelings will be sad~ ;c; but fun. Fakhir crying sounds impossibly awesome. And yeah, her rage would be undying and if they don't have their showdown for about a month, things will be extra spicy, and she'll just totally lose it. He'll be her enemy, after everything. She'll pass him on the street and completely ignore him as if he doesn't even exist, and just be a complete bitch.

I just noticed I look way too into the future with all of this plot xD But it's fun so whatevs~

[MATSUDA HANAKO]

FAKHIR&HANAKO*

I like it when their complicated...Rofl okay but seriously I know he doesn't like women but I'm going to try and plot with him anyway and you just tell me if you like it or not. Despite the fact that Hanako is a woman I really think that they would get along perfectly. She can be bitchy and feirce at times but hey, if Fakhir is bitchy too then they could prabably be the the friends that are like "fuck you" but...in a friendly manner. They could have met each other at a street race? He likes motorcycles and all and that was the first thing that came to mind. It's a lot of random ideas so tell me what you think :]

[KANAAN FAKHIR]

Yesss. Lovin' all that so much, Allie. Despite Fakhir being a total coward, he rarely ever cries. But Miyako's hardcore and would totally reduce him to it over all this drama. And afterward, he'd be really conflicted over it. He'd want to be his usual, bitchy self... but would also feel really bad and just want Miyako to be his "friend" again, only to be shunned. He'll be quite the sulky little manwhore for a little while.

As for Hanakoooo, I'm totally fine with that. If they met at a street race, he'd actually be somewhat tolerant of her, since he instantly has something of a subtle respect toward anyone who enjoys cars, motorcycles, or anything that goes "vrooooom~" <: So, sure, he'd be a bitch, but he wouldn't mind her too much. They'd just be friends that pick on one another... which seems to be the norm of many of his friends, haha. But, yeah, I'm totally fine with that. And he'd probably challenge her to races now and then because his motorcycle is his baby and he's always eager to show her off. c: